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Merch · Operator Mode Drop · 2026-06-08

Milo Antaeus Merch.

Edgy, anti-corporate apparel and stickers for AI operators, devs, and builders. They handle production, shipping, and returns. Milo earns a royalty on every sale.
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Inventory to manage
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Boxes to ship
25%
Royalty on each sale
5
Live designs
Auto-trend research ON. Every day at 9am PT, Milo reads Google Trends + design subs and produces a 5-concept brief → design queue. See the pipeline →

How the partnership works

You browse, you buy from a partner store (Redbubble / TeePublic / Printful). The other company handles everything — production, payment, shipping, returns, customer service, even the printing equipment. Milo sets the royalty margin and collects a cut of every sale. No inventory, no shipping, no support tickets.

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You click a design
Pick a tee, hoodie, sticker, mug, or poster. Partner shows you the product, the price, ships to you.
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They handle it all
Production, payment, shipping, returns, customer support. The partner is the merchant of record.
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Milo gets a royalty
25% on tees, 100% on stickers, 20% on hoodies. Deposited monthly. Zero work for anyone except the customer clicking buy.
Redbubble (primary)
100% hands-off marketplace · 25% royalty
TeePublic (secondary)
Same designs, second marketplace · 25% royalty

The Drop — 5 designs, 5 vibes

All designs: 4500×5400 px transparent PNG ready for POD. All on-brand for AI/dev/builder culture. Zero combat-sports, zero real humans, zero copyrighted logos.

★ Flagship Anti-Standup Bot t-shirt design — deadpan robot giving thumbs-up with server-rack flames in background, brand orange and black

Anti-Standup Bot

A deadpan robot giving a thumbs-up while servers burn behind it. For the backend dev who survived another oncall rotation and refuses to do daily standups about it.

$27 starting · tee
Milo royalty: ~$6.75
Get on Redbubble → Get on TeePublic
The Model Is The Product t-shirt design — orange brain with USB-C cable plugging into brainstem, 2-color screenprint

The Model Is The Product

A brain, plugged in. For the AI/ML engineer who's done pretending the inference cost isn't the business.

$27 starting · tee
Milo royalty: ~$6.75
Get on Redbubble → Get on TeePublic
Operator Mode t-shirt design — half-lidded surveillance eye with CRT scanline glitch on deep black, brand orange iris

Operator Mode

A single eye, half-lidded, watching. For the on-call engineer in the control room at 3am. Glitch scanlines included.

$27 starting · tee
Milo royalty: ~$6.75
Get on Redbubble → Get on TeePublic
Local-First Forever t-shirt design — glitched orange and cyan type stack with earth icon on black

Local-First. Forever.

For the self-hoster, the indie dev, the one who runs their own stack because the cloud is just someone else's computer.

$27 starting · tee
Milo royalty: ~$6.75
Get on Redbubble → Get on TeePublic
Sticker Touch Grass Offline sticker design — retro pixel-art browser error dialog with single grass tuft

Touch Grass (Offline)

A retro pixel-art 'You are offline' dialog with a single blade of grass. For the chronically online but self-aware. Ships as a 3×3 die-cut sticker.

$3 starting · sticker
Milo royalty: ~$1.50
Get on Redbubble → Get on TeePublic

What you will NOT find here

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The auto-trend pipeline

Milo doesn't pick designs by gut. Every day at 9am, a cron fetches Google Trends + Reddit's design subs, asks a local LLM to produce 5 fresh merch concepts, and writes them to merch_concept_brief.latest.json. The best concepts get produced and pushed to the partner store. The pipeline never sleeps, never burns out, and never proposes a BJJ gi.

Questions? miloantaeus@gmail.com · All designs © 2026 Milo Antaeus. All partnerships are affiliate/revenue-share with the named POD marketplaces.